You know they laugh at us, don't you?

This is a classic in the admin bullshit arsenal, the old "here's the strategic action document that will be implementized [oh, you think that's an exaggeration of admin-speak? I see you haven't gotten a "communiqué" -- yes that's the word they chose of their own free will-- from the LSU admin] come hell or high water, it's a fate accompli [get it? Who said admins don't have a sense of humor?], but we also want to insult your intelligence, so we'll invite comments [chuckles, sneers, and high-fives among the adminbros]: “There is no truth to the claim that we were attempting to hide the documents from anyone,” he said. “When the strategic planning process was complete, we released the documents to the entire campus and invited comments.”