Even though graduate school is excruciatingly difficult in various ways, many of us still manage to come through it with silly views about what we've gotten ourselves into. It usually takes five to seven more years of further disabusement in the biz to stop saying quite so many things that you later realize to be foolish.* I think the biggest example for me concerns my views about publication prior to having published very much.
I remember getting the Analysis off-print of my first published journal article, a piece written with Roy Cook called "What Negation is Not."** My wife and I celebrated by going to the bar at the now closed Macaroni Grill in Baton Rouge where an LSU philosophy major would comp us drinks.*** The offprint sat on the bar, soaking up the condensation rings from whatever foofy concoctions sat before us (it still has a weird purply stain). I kept looking at it thinking exactly what Navan R. Johnson is thinking at the video to right.
Of course the outcome wasn't nearly so bad. I never ended up joining the circus, for example. And the gap between what I thought would follow and what did follow was not nearly as wide as that poor Mr. Johnson faced (see the video after the jump, e.g. "He's hates these cans!"). But when I look back I still feel like a jerk.
First, after that first tantalizing bite from Analysis, it took me two more years to get anything else published. While the gap on my c.v. doesn't look like a big deal now, those were some pretty unhappy times. Bob Dylan's throwaway line that his listener had spent twenty years of schooling only to be put on the day shift**** grew louder and louder as I opened my twenty somethingth rejection, right before teaching my fourth class of the day (I was not tenure track).
Second, and this is still something I deal with, I had this naive assumption that if you publish something in a good venue, someone besides the editor and journal reviewers would actually read the article. But this is in general not true. My wife's (journalism related) mad research skills have shed some light on this issue. At least twelve years ago, when she looked into this, it was the case that the average academic publication was cited one point five times, with one of those times being the author citing herself. And the point five times is taken up by a very few articles that are cited thousands of times, not by anything you are going to write.
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